Uhhhhh...Ex-squeeze me...But Aint it HOT in Paris???

Da Hell?? Its 104 degrees in New Jersey so I knowsssssssss its hot as fire in Paris...hell it LOOKS hot and this girl is asking for a heat stroke in a black leather Chanel dress. Although its cute, this damn thing is much too hot...lawd have mercy. This gotta be the mess of the day...Leighton, dont do this to yourself any more.

Mess of The Day: Dree Hemingway

This ENTIRE look is ALLLLLLLLLLLL wrong for the coveted CFDA awards! What was she thinking? What a damn mess!

Mess of the Day: Auntie Jess

This is just ugly, and I usually don't call clothes ugly. I mean....hell, I don't even know what to say. I'm totally in awe at this human disaster. Floral printed dress and skirt? Really? Seriously? The top reminds me of the inside of my grandma's makeup bag that she always held her peppermints in when we were at church. Sad...just awful.

Mess of the Day: Kristen Dunst

*sigh* Why? I dont know, but maybe you know why Ms. Dunst chose to wear this Chanel Haute MESS to the amFAR awards in Cannes? I'm totally lost................. :(

Messes of the Week

It seems as though Nicole's obsessio with L'wren Scott is doing more harm than good and no comment on Angela Simmons, that is so unlike her. I hope this trend doesnt continue.

Mess of the Day: Jessica Alba AKA Cant Get Right AKA My Stylist Hates Me AKA Do I Even Have A Stylist?

Jessica..you know what? No comment

Mess of the Damn Day: Tila Tequila

Can someone remind me again who WALKS around in the STREET dressed like this? You got it! STREETWALKERS!

Mess of the Day: Jessica Simpson

I dont care HOW much you love your body, you're not getting paid millions to look at it, I am! If I wanted to see a fat girl in a dress, guess what? I'd look in the mirror. Lose weight or wear dishikis...thank you and good night.

Mess of the Day: Jessica Alba...What's this like the 3rd time?

Just looking at the shoes, I REFUSE to comment on this mockery!

Mess of the Day

She always looks so disheveled and unaware of her attire. I just dont understand...but her brother? Lawdy lawd. That man is FINE and can do NO wrong! Love you Jake!!!

Mess of the Day

Mischa whats the problem darling? You used to be one of my best dressed celebrities. This is not the right direction to be heading in doll...not at all.

Model-McDonald

Just because Tyra Banks was at the Kid's Choice Awards did NOT mean she had to be the spokes-model for their favorite fast food joint. Yes, Tyra...I'd like an Oreo McFlurry and two apple pies, thanks in advance.

HOT Mess of the Day

I'm so sick of this. What is your problem lady? You have a nice body, your height and legs are amazing...why do you let people make a fool of you?? I'm actually agitated behind this...this..mockery. Do us all a favor and stay in the house the next time you decide to do something of this sort. I think the element that finally threw me over the edge was the neck ruffles...*mad*

Mess of the Day

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....this is just funny to see! I have NO comments on this debacle!

Mess of the Day

I refuse to believe she's in her right state of mind after she walked out of the house and onto a RED carpet looking as such...WHY??? Thats all I ask is WHY???

Mess of the Day

What happened to the Jessica Alba we all knew and loved? Ever since she had that baby she's been walking out on the red carpet like...this. I'm beginning to really get concerned now. The hair? I dont even know what to say on that...the dress is so ill-fitting, and the matching shoes? Wowzers all the way around. I'm not liking where this is going. Jessica, if you have a stylist, fire her NOW!!!!!

Mess of the Day

WTF????????

Mess of the Day

She must've been high when she agreed to wear this outside, let alone a red carpet event!!??

This is sad. I am sad :(

The dress looks cheap and it looks like her dog did her hair.

Lindsey, please get help...ummm...as soon as possible perhaps?

Mess of the Day

What was...who told...when would...WHY????????

The shoes, that....that....dress! I just cant do this today.

Mess of The Day

*Blank stare* *Speechless* WTF is this????